I get a bad feeling if a week goes by and I don’t lose my way, spill, break, rip, slam into, fall into or fall out of something. Because see ehn, my brain can do many things, and everyday life is not one of them. One example was during my trip to Korea. I did … Continue reading Cross border foolishness
I always say that it is impossible to scam me because I'm too Nigerian to ever fall for a scam. My sense is too much for anybody to convince me, but then, I never calculated that sometimes scammers aren't always strangers. It's a throwback story. (Throwback to April this year) It was the second semester … Continue reading So, I got scammed?
Why hello there, it has been a while since we've done one of these stories. You see, I thought I wouldn't have to write a story about me being up to my usual foolishness again because, maturity. But I was wrong, so wrong. It is impossible to outgrow this particular brand of life-threatening stupidity. So … Continue reading So I drank liquid Bleach
Dearest, Do you have moments where it feels like you can see yourself from outside of yourself and you realise a fundamental truth about you? Like your mind goes silent and there's just one thought burning on the back of your eyelids and you're watching yourself absorb the thought. I had one of those recently. … Continue reading Aderonke’s diary 2; Cat-lady that likes dogs here
The time is 6:37 PM and the sun is hanging on the edge of the sky trying to shine for just one more minute. I have been lying in bed listening to music and thinking about my existence for about 2 hours now, it's depressing stuff, this existence of a thing. I have spent the … Continue reading Aderonke’s diary 1. Worry
Reader, it has been so long since we had one of our one sided conversations. I can't say why exactly I haven't been writing to you for this last month or so.Buuuuuut, today, we'll talk. There's so much to say, so many things have happened that we have to talk about. You know reader, I've … Continue reading One of our one sided conversations
Everywhere they say dream big, maybe they'll come true. But how big is too big?. Is it too big to dream about winning a Pulitzer prize when you can barely read your own writing without wanting to bang your head against the wall, or are you too critical of yourself?. You want to be a … Continue reading Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
My loves, happy new year!!!!!!!!!. So on New year's day everyone was all boo'd up, and I was just looking... Because I'm stupid single.😭😭😭 This whole single situation is all because I've been waiting for my knight in shining soccer shorts to come and sweep me off my feet and drive me into the sunset … Continue reading I have no idea what this is about
So I turned 18 today, finally! And since I'm now a full blown legal adult, I'm going to try to sound more responsible. This past year has been tumultuous, it felt like my life was being demolished. But the good thing is that I feel like when God is done building it back up it'll … Continue reading 17 no more
This story is about the 3rd worst flogging of my life. I would talk about the worst flogging but the pain was too much to quantify with words. So let's talk about the 3rd The day I chopped this cane started normally, I was like 8 years old or so and we were still living … Continue reading Flogging chronicles part 2