Hiiii, so quick run down. Since I’ve been gone, I won a scholarship and moved to Korea. I’m currently doing one year of Korean studies and will be moving on to a Master’s program next year. Details later. Now that the catch up is done. Let’s move on to the biggest embarrassment of my life … Continue reading Have you ever seen someone’s hair fly off?
We've all had scary teachers, but this story isn't about just a scary teacher. Mr T was the object of my nightmares..... The most memorable thing he did to me happened when I was in junior secondary school. One bright and beautiful morning, I woke up and found my head turned awkwardly to the left. … Continue reading Secondary school tales III
This entire story I'm about to tell you would never have happened if I wasn't such a stubborn goat sometimes. It all started when senior Ande and senior Ada asked me to wash a couple of plates for them.... In boarding school, the seniors (ss3 students) were gods and the rest of us were there … Continue reading Secondary school tales II
When I got my first real crush, it was 2011, I was 10 years old, and I was in my first year of secondary school.... I had been carted off to boarding school ( one of the best things to ever happen to me) and was struggling to survive alone. You see, I haven't always … Continue reading Secondary school tales I (crush)
Mummy if by some unfortunate twist of fate you're reading this. This story is about another Ronke, the day this happened I was reading my Bible and meditating. It was a cold harmattan night...... Or not, I can't remember. Our heroine( whose name is Ronke and who just happens to be the same age as … Continue reading The most embarrassing day ever
It was a cold day and the year was 2010. Our beloved Aderonke was 9 years old and a huge fan of peanuts.In my country, what you call peanuts are referred to as GROUNDNUTS. Peanuts are groundnuts covered in delicious dough and fried, yum!!😋.9 year old me was super obsessed with peanuts, just like 18 … Continue reading The trek of 2010
You know how you're doing something wrong and you know that you'll Chop cane for it, but you keep doing it because you're just very foolish. My people this is a throwback story. I was 14 and using one Nokia phone that could only support 2go and small browsing on E network. My 2go star … Continue reading Flogging chronicles
Some people were just not destined to be slay queens. This story is a throwback story. So when I was still in 100 level, young and foolish.... It's not as if I'm still wise now o. My department decided to organise a dinner for us. You know you'll put on your finest gown. Makeup on … Continue reading To slay is not by force