Let’s talk hot ballers

So y’all should know that I love football ⚽. I’m devoted to Chelsea ( even when they fuck up) and I love Barcelona.

But the thing is I’m also a teenage girl, and footballers are really nice to look at, and rich. So let’s just say I love the game and I looooove the players even more. I have an official list of hot footballers, it changes almost every week sha.

  1. Jesse lingard.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 total hottie, plays for Manchester United and the England national team. He has the cutest British accent! My Jesus, he’s 5 feet and 8 inches tall ( don’t ask me how I know that) and he’s a very good dancer, his celebratory dance is one of the reasons why he’s number 1 for me.

2. Neymar j.r

Do I even need to explain why he’s on this list?, I mean look at that!!. He plays for Paris Saint Germain (psg) and the Brazilian national team, but that’s not the important part. Dude is hoooot( *swoon)

3. Phillipe Coutinho

Brazilians be winning!!,I’m beginning to think I should have named this list my Brazilian collection of hot players because….well look at that

4. Yerry Mina

Plays for the Colombian national team and everton football club and is a total babe magnet, dude is so tall.

5. Pierre Emerick Aubameyang

I’m coming down to my continent now, this dude is a perfect sample of African goodness… Chai!!. It’s too much joor.

Bonus: Michy Batshuayi.

This Belgian piece of heaven definitely has a place on my list, he’s not only a good player( wonder when Chelsea will realise this) he’s super handsome and dark-skinned 🍫 …. I’m not racist but I like me a dark-skinned man.

That’s the end of the list, I leave you with these wise words. A football match a day keeps the sadness away. Seriously it works, the game is interesting and who wouldn’t like watching a bunch of super hot men in shorts running around.

PS: I’m going through a breakup, and this is how I’m dealing with it, hot ballers. Gives me hope you know.

*listening to Enya when heartbroken is not a good idea. At all at all… Don’t try it.

Xoxo, Aderonke.

Lying in bed


One thought on “Let’s talk hot ballers

  1. I’d rather prefer listening to music but definitely not Enya…..breakup really????tell us about it…yes yes i know i like amebo.


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