So y’all should know that I love football ⚽. I’m devoted to Chelsea ( even when they fuck up) and I love Barcelona.
But the thing is I’m also a teenage girl, and footballers are really nice to look at, and rich. So let’s just say I love the game and I looooove the players even more. I have an official list of hot footballers, it changes almost every week sha.
- Jesse lingard.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 total hottie, plays for Manchester United and the England national team. He has the cutest British accent! My Jesus, he’s 5 feet and 8 inches tall ( don’t ask me how I know that) and he’s a very good dancer, his celebratory dance is one of the reasons why he’s number 1 for me.
2. Neymar j.r
Do I even need to explain why he’s on this list?, I mean look at that!!. He plays for Paris Saint Germain (psg) and the Brazilian national team, but that’s not the important part. Dude is hoooot( *swoon)
3. Phillipe Coutinho
Brazilians be winning!!,I’m beginning to think I should have named this list my Brazilian collection of hot players because….well look at that
4. Yerry Mina
Plays for the Colombian national team and everton football club and is a total babe magnet, dude is so tall.
5. Pierre Emerick Aubameyang
I’m coming down to my continent now, this dude is a perfect sample of African goodness… Chai!!. It’s too much joor.
Bonus: Michy Batshuayi.
This Belgian piece of heaven definitely has a place on my list, he’s not only a good player( wonder when Chelsea will realise this) he’s super handsome and dark-skinned 🍫 …. I’m not racist but I like me a dark-skinned man.
That’s the end of the list, I leave you with these wise words. A football match a day keeps the sadness away. Seriously it works, the game is interesting and who wouldn’t like watching a bunch of super hot men in shorts running around.
PS: I’m going through a breakup, and this is how I’m dealing with it, hot ballers. Gives me hope you know.
*listening to Enya when heartbroken is not a good idea. At all at all… Don’t try it.
Lying in bed